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This Lady Poo’d In A Guys House, Toilet Couldn’t Flush, So She Put The ‘Shit’ In Her Bag!

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This literally is the funniest shii I’ve read today.

Her story got me like:


You think you’ve had bad dates? Wait till you read this woman’s embarrassing (albeit hilarious)story.

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She continues: “By this point, I was really frantic because I had been in there for too long. There was only one single piece of poop.

“So in that moment something came over me. And I knew exactly what I had to do. I got toilet paper and removed the one poop from the toilet.

“Once that was done I realized I didn’t have a plan. What do I do with it now?

“I can’t fucking leave it there. By this point I was REALLY freaking out because I’d DEFINITELY been in there too long. So, again, making another horrible decision.

“I did the only thing I could think to do. I wrapped it in multiple layers of toilet paper and put it in my purse.”

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She then turned to her sister for advice..By sending a text to her..

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Messaging her sister, she said: “I have a piece of poop in my purse and I’m afraid it’s going to smell or fall out.”

Clearly sensing the urgency of her situation, her sister replied: “YOU NEED TO DO SOMETHING. GO OUTSIDE PRETEND TO SMOKE. Jesus Christ.”

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