Of course, this is actually common sense for most men in North America, as are the other 200 reasons not to wear Speedos. But a lot of European dudes just don’t get it. And apparently, that includes soccer player Mario Götze.
Now that the club season and Euro 2012 are finally over, the German international and Borussia Dortmund midfielder recently took a much-deserved vacay to Ibiza with his super hot model girlfriend, Ann-Kathrin Vida.
Unfortunately, Mario got a little overstimulated while frolicking in the Mediterranean with his lady friend, and when he got out to dry off, there was his manhood, standing at attention, clearly visible through his skimpy Hugo Boss underwear.